Noun (my-croft-fill-ia)
The excessive desire to collect umbrellas; a devotion to cake.
Alternative meanings:
The desperate fear of diet and exercise.
The excessive desire to collect umbrellas; a devotion to cake.
Alternative meanings:
The desperate fear of diet and exercise.
Do you seriously have a sword hidden in your umbrella?
Of course, I have Mycroftphillia.
Maybe you should diet-
*screams and cries*
What’s wrong?
He has Mycroftphillia.
Oh, sorry.
Of course, I have Mycroftphillia.
Maybe you should diet-
*screams and cries*
What’s wrong?
He has Mycroftphillia.
Oh, sorry.
by an0n143 January 15, 2021
Get the Mycroftphillia mug.Microtech Knives, Inc. is a knife manufacturing company, famous for its automatic knives, that was founded in Vero Beach, Florida in 1994 and operated there until relocating to Bradford, Pennsylvania in 2005.1 In 2007 the company began manufacturing an American made version of the Steyr AUG under the subsidiary name of Microtech Small Arms Research (MSAR).2
The company has long promoted itself as stressing quality with regard to tight machining tolerances, to within one thousandth of an inch (0.001").14 Microtech has also designed knives for use by the US Military such as the HALO, UDT and Curahee models.15 Custom knifemakers, such as Greg Lightfoot have remarked that these tolerances are what makes the factory knives so close to the custom design: "It has the same quality as a handmade custom."6
Although Microtech has produced many styles of blades such as kitchen knives, fishing knives, arrow heads, and balisong knives; Microtech is most famous for its tactical automatic knives, also known as switchblades.7 The most popular designs among collectors are the "Out The Front" (OTF) and the "Double Action" (D/A) automatics.8 Microtech along with Benchmade Knives was responsible for the resurgence in the popularity of tactical automatic knives in the 1990s.8 These knives were seen more as a precision made tool utilizing powerful springs and high grade bushings as opposed to a cheap import.8
Microtech has collaborated with famous knifemakers such as Ernest Emerson, Bob Terzuola, Walter Brend, Greg Lightfoot, and Reese Weiland on exclusive designs.6 Microtech Knives have also been featured on the television series 24.9
Microtech Small Arms Research is a subsidiary of Microtech Knives which manufactures an American-made version of the Steyr AUG known as the MSAR STG-556.2 Introduced at the 2007 SHOT Show, the MSAR STG-556 is an AUG A1 clone available in either civilian, semi-automatic only and military/LE, select-fire variants. 10
The company has long promoted itself as stressing quality with regard to tight machining tolerances, to within one thousandth of an inch (0.001").14 Microtech has also designed knives for use by the US Military such as the HALO, UDT and Curahee models.15 Custom knifemakers, such as Greg Lightfoot have remarked that these tolerances are what makes the factory knives so close to the custom design: "It has the same quality as a handmade custom."6
Although Microtech has produced many styles of blades such as kitchen knives, fishing knives, arrow heads, and balisong knives; Microtech is most famous for its tactical automatic knives, also known as switchblades.7 The most popular designs among collectors are the "Out The Front" (OTF) and the "Double Action" (D/A) automatics.8 Microtech along with Benchmade Knives was responsible for the resurgence in the popularity of tactical automatic knives in the 1990s.8 These knives were seen more as a precision made tool utilizing powerful springs and high grade bushings as opposed to a cheap import.8
Microtech has collaborated with famous knifemakers such as Ernest Emerson, Bob Terzuola, Walter Brend, Greg Lightfoot, and Reese Weiland on exclusive designs.6 Microtech Knives have also been featured on the television series 24.9
Microtech Small Arms Research is a subsidiary of Microtech Knives which manufactures an American-made version of the Steyr AUG known as the MSAR STG-556.2 Introduced at the 2007 SHOT Show, the MSAR STG-556 is an AUG A1 clone available in either civilian, semi-automatic only and military/LE, select-fire variants. 10
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When a particularly sexually-adventurous chap takes a rusty vice-clamp and secures it rigidly at opposing points of his anus, and proceeds to twist clockwise until the pain is too much to bear and a black hole forms, sucking everything within a 100 mile radius into his super-tight rectum. This will generally produce an especially violent supernova within this man's colon, most likely affecting the next few day's bowel movements.
Craven Morehead: *weeps openly* I was so sad about my girlfriend breaking up with me that I went mycrofting all night long. My anoos is soooooo sore. I'm afraid to go to the doctor because the vice is still stuck on my asshole.
Jack Mayhoff: Were you feeling really lonely or something?
Ken Yah Swalo: (entering) No, I forced him to do it. I thought it would help him get over his girlfriend. (pause)... It didn't work.
Jack Mayhoff: Were you feeling really lonely or something?
Ken Yah Swalo: (entering) No, I forced him to do it. I thought it would help him get over his girlfriend. (pause)... It didn't work.
by Wilma F. Ingerdoo February 21, 2014
Get the mycrofting mug.1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.
1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."
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Get the microtyzed mug.So... take yourself a twink, but VERY twink, like 5'6 and 106 lbs. not kidding. Tiny ass motherfucker, itty bitty, also a total discord guru, 60+ servers and has gifted nitro. Don't forget hot, because that's funny.
Oh! Also, weird affiliation with microwaves, don't ask why.
Oh! Also, weird affiliation with microwaves, don't ask why.
"Bruhhhh nahhhh bruhhh fr?"
"What... what the fuck are you saying?"
"I'm sayin bro that's a fuckn microtwink over there."
"Git trippin bruh fr?"
"Fr fr?"
"Bruhhhh 💀."
"What... what the fuck are you saying?"
"I'm sayin bro that's a fuckn microtwink over there."
"Git trippin bruh fr?"
"Fr fr?"
"Bruhhhh 💀."
by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021
Get the microtwink mug.When you forget to turn off the stove, when making tea, after a number of hours, your water has evaporated, and your pot is seared; consequently also, when you forget to turn the stove on and you wonder, after a lengthy period, why the water isn't the least bit hot. *Can be used in reference to any kitchen dealings.
"Jenny, the water evaporated, you pulled a Mycroft again!" - "Silly water won't boil if I pull a Mycroft."
"Jenny, the water evaporated, you pulled a Mycroft again!" - "Silly water won't boil if I pull a Mycroft."
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