A penis so fucking small that when your girl pulls her pants down her dick is bigger than yours ( if so she's likely a guy so that's a problem but not problem # 1 cause that's your dick size if you've got a micropenis and the good thing is that you managed to get a girlfriend when you have a micropenis so congrats)
Dude did you see James's dick in the locker room? He had a micropenis! He was bein a fuckin idiot and was running around the locker room in his boxers and they fell down to his ankles!
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Get the micropenis mug.Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
by Steve-O McQueev-O February 3, 2010
Get the Micropenis mug.Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless
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A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker
pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker
pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
pakistani micropenis syndrome
A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker
pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
A common mutation of the microsaphallic paki,a result of inbreeding from marrying a blood relative resulting in a panda eyed vacant expression and a small brown like pecker
pakistani micropenis syndrome , Why does allah insult me further for making me a paki with a small muzzloid maggot?
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