Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

by FP123 April 26, 2011

Michael Jordan

the man who made the idiots above this jealous

by rab August 20, 2003

Michael Jordan

An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement

Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team

by nba genius November 16, 2011

Michael Jordan

God!

Michael jordan is a God

by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009

Michael Jordan

also known as Black Jesus

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

by PairofPants January 16, 2011

Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021