Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as
Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever
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the man who made the idiots above this jealous
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Michael Jordan

An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement
Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team
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The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings
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The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
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White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.
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