Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Metric Dozen

a quantity consisting of 10 items or units

Most people, barring some sort of horrible injury, have a Metric Dozen toes.

by el_N666 June 27, 2007

Metric Pussy

Pronunciation: ˈme-trik ˈpu̇-sē
Function: noun

Desirable women from anywhere other than the USA.

I am so sick of American women - from now on it's metric pussy for me.

by norfitz November 30, 2009

metric football

What Americans call "soccer" and the rest of the world calls "football."

"Football" is shoulder pads, forward passes, and helmets.

"Metric football" is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.

What are you watching?
Metric football.
Why?
Football season's over.

by narcszm January 21, 2011

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 18, 2003

the metric system

a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it

The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) to the foot(ft), and 3ft to the yard(yd) whereas the metric system is 10 milimeters(mm) to the centimeter(cm), 100cm to the meter(m), and 1000m to the kilometer(km).

by thegestalt June 14, 2004

The metric system

A Superior system that America is to stupid to use

World:let's use the metric system

USA:wuts that

by DARKNESS RISING April 18, 2020