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Methnecks

A group of strong, scraggly rednecks that are always jacked up on meth, similar to tweekers but with brute strength and yee yee tendencies. Most likely work in construction, landscaping, or almost always artificial turf installation
We were supposed to get our yard replaced with artificial turf but the company we hired sent a bunch of methnecks to install it and all they did was make weird noises and rub the turf against their face vigorously.
by Fat Sharts January 14, 2020
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methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
by Clagbo July 19, 2006
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Methanol

Methanol(wood alcohol) is an alcohol found in windshield wiper fluid. It's a colorless transparent liquid. They add food coloring to the windshield wiper fluid so that you won't drink it.

The density is 0.792 g/cm3.

The melting point is −97.6 °C (−143.7 °F; 175.6 K).
The boiling point of methanol is
64.7 °C (148.5 °F; 337.8 K).

Methanol is toxic!
Ingesting as little as 10 mL (0.34 US fl oz) of pure methanol can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. 30 mL (1.0 US fl oz) is potentially fatal. The median lethal dose is 100 mL (3.4 US fl oz), i.e., 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol.

Alcohols that you can drink that are safe are ethanol, propylene glycol and 2-methyl-2-butanol. Alcohols you can't drink that are toxic are methanol and ethylene glycol.
Perry drank methanol windshield wiper fluid. He died. He should have drank 2-methyl-2-butanol and ethanol. Methanol is for you windshield, not for drinking!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 21, 2021
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methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.
While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.
by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016
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Methanum

Used to describe methane in its liquid form
Saturn's moon Titan has vast oceans of methanum
by Scince Kid November 6, 2020
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methalete

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.
That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.
by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008
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Methanketamine

The mixture of meth and ketamine
Dude I just did a line of methanketamine
by Natredog July 19, 2020
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