methane manwich

When you squat over someone, inserting their face between ya ass cheeks and fart in their mouth.

Susan was snoring in her sleep so I posted up and dropped a methane manwich down her throat.

by FireDaddy-D December 12, 2021

methane angel

A beautiful woman who has a bad habit of leaving sick SBD's around people.

The Methane Angel I work with actually asked; "Why do people seem to clear a room when I come in.

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.

Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!

by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020