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Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.
Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.
by codliveroilman May 13, 2013
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legit mistress

noun: a person that is sexually Involved with another person who is still legally married but also separated or pending a divorce from their spouse.
The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019
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farmer's mistress

Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?

Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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Mistress

1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil

4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it

7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification
Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).
by I said... February 4, 2010
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mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.
Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.
by soreofhing July 20, 2009
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mesterfication

Is the classification of everthing that went on during a school semester.
Identifyingclasse's.Identifying,goals,morals,choices,
rules.and other school ethics.

mesterfication.
by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010
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MetReport

Television News show run by a string of retards since the early 90's.
Did you see all of the retards on that stupid want -a- be show the 'MetReport"?
by HoffmanGH September 1, 2010
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