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Me, Myself, and I

The only friends you have.
WOW! I am so lonely that I only have Me, Myself, and I to talk to!
by TopHatTim123 May 31, 2019
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Pickill myself

Picikll Myself means "I want to kill myself" in a joking manner using the word pickle
"WOW, That pickle was so sour. I want to Pickill Myself!"
by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017
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Make a Bellamy of myself

Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show
To Make a Bellamy of myself:

Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-

Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-

Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...

Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.
by NewBorn March 12, 2011
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Mustn’t Milk Myself March

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
by Brady31 November 7, 2018
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me, myself, and i

I'm here by myself, just me, myself, and I.
by TheRealPotato January 23, 2017
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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020
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offing myself

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
by rallies June 30, 2021
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