metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

metaphorphosis

transition process of relating two things that normally do not belong together

My garbage had taken it's metaphorphosis into gourmet dinner in which the raccoons fed upon.

by Metaphorphosis June 5, 2018

Meataphor

Any word used to replace the name of the source animal of a meat with it's euphemistic title, such as "Beef", or "Pork" as opposed to "cow" or "pig".

"Would you like the chicken, fish, or beef entree?"

"What's a beef?"

"It's a meataphor."

by VocalVegan July 6, 2009

Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.

Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'

by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011

metaphorausufication

The act of being affixiated verbally when being dissed really badly by someone else.

Bully: You rocking that P. Miller shit like you a gangsta!

Kid being ripped (later):..... all this dissing has my social life dieing of metaphorausufication.

by Ltd36 November 23, 2007

metaphoria

when something is too exciting to be considered a "euphoria."
being a metaphor isn't necessary to be a metaphoria.

special shout out to kerry keene for publicizing the use of the word.

The art room is a metaphoria of kids eating lunch and trying to do homework.

by molly- morgan jones September 22, 2007

metaphorical blowjob

X implements the highest form of friendship/bro-ship on Y, the action is so good it would take Y to sell his soul to X to repay the favour.

Tim: Hey mate here's a dollar
Tom: Aw thanks how can I repay you?
Tim: With a metaphorical blowjob

by tim1639 February 29, 2012