Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.

We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage

by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020

Menage of Twang

Any sexual encounter shared by three or more people simultaneously in which at least one of the involved parties is playing an acoustic instrument and receiving pleasure at the same time.

We played a show tonight at the local Stein and Deli, and then afterwards these three girls wanted to have a Menage of Twang with me at the after-party. All three of them went down on me while I played Freebird on the banjo.

by bamamamamama October 2, 2010

Midwest Merge

Immediately going from the merging lane to the far left lane.

Did you see that Fiero cut across 4 lanes of traffic? That was a Midwest Merge!

by be_ek April 21, 2009

Mirage

n.

1. An illusory, hormone induced state of matrimony between two people caused by the bending or distortion of neural activity within the brain

2. An effect that is sometimes seen on water, in the desert, or over a hot hood of a car, where objects viewed often become inverted

3. Ultimately, a whimsical, short lived flight of fancy that vanishes into thin air leaving nothing but a lasting memory and monthly court ordered support

Bob: “I thought you weren’t big on marriage.”

Ethan: “Mirage.”

Bob: “What?”

Ethan: “Not marriage. IMirage/I. It’s a state of mind. Sort of makes it almost tolerable.”

Bob: “Go fuck yourself.”

by Gary from Cotati October 8, 2009

menage a trois

sexual activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in sexual activity with one another for the activity to be a 'menage a trois'. otherwise see 'gangbang' or 'gang bang'.

jenny said it was fun having a 'menage a trois' with mike and rick. however, since mike and rick didn't mess around jenny was really 'gang banged'.

by x1x82 January 15, 2004

menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

by maaan March 1, 2007

ménage à squaw

A three way between a man and two Native American women.

"And so, upon meeting Pocahontas and her hot friend, I gently encouraged the possibility of a little ménage à squaw -- sadly, to no avail."

- From the Diary of John Smith

by RealCoolGuy90 August 6, 2012