menoporn

An erotic scene, usually in a movie, between a middle-aged woman and an attractive, sometimes younger, man.

If you'd like to watch some menoporn with me, I have a copy of Under the Tuscan Sun.

by Dr. Ireland July 31, 2009

Mesopoolioma

A condition emerging at an alarming rate in first world countries in office &cubicle workers. The condition is elusive, but seems to effect the nostrils, lungs, and disposition of the sufferers. It appears 100% in workers that are closely situated near a bathroom.

The poop smell is creeping out, and I'm stuck on the phone in my cubicle. Call for help, my mesopoolioma is flaring up!

by Phil J Fry October 19, 2015

Mesopootamia

When your poo is so large that it piles on the bottom, and breaches the surface; effectively creating a new land mass in your toilet.

Oh man, I may have just birthed a new life form with the mesopootamia I just laid.

by Demonthrall November 4, 2015

mepupolism

The frustration of watching your life roll by when you could be doing things.

Georgina: Wait a second, I’m still doing my makeup

Christopher: Well hurry up! You’re causing a lot of mepupolism down here!

by (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) June 15, 2019

Medoporn

A phrase often used to describe porn that is pleasant to the eyes but not good source material for masturbating, or good source material for masturbating but not pleasant to the eyes.

P1: Hey, look at this cool hentai I found!
P2: This is medoporn. Go fuck yourself.

by koksukcer September 26, 2021

menopoly

What humans with dicks --- and who also WERE "dicks" to not want to give da fairer gender equal rights --- use to have before da likes of Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton came along.

Dudes still have a menopoly on male-related matters like prostate-exams and public-urinal installations, but otherwise it is fairly equal for both genders.

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

Mesopotamia

probably where you were born, because you're so decrepit.

you were born in Mesopotamia; Jesus thinks you're old.

by Saul315 November 22, 2022