Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

menstruation

When a woman mentruates. A combination of two words, men and frustration.

Uh-oh she is going to be going through her menstruation cycle which means frustration for us guys

by IPwnJ00 mama May 30, 2007

mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

mensuration

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

menstruation

A vile beast that takes over ones girlfriend, turning her into a freakish werewolf that will howl at you annoyingly no matter what you say, and be a rotten bitch to boot

yeah the menstruation monster strikes again, poor bastard didn't see it coming. I'll miss him

by Jag atamis April 27, 2008