mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

Melle

A Norwegian slang word that loosely means «how are you doing» that can be used in many situations. The term can be used as a greeting, a question or as an ironic way of saying hello. The term can be used in two ways, either as just the word «melle» or as a more complete informal sentence « ka han melle».

Hansen said «ka han melle» when he saw his friend morten K in the street.

Markus saw his mate Kristian tobias at school and said «melle».

by TurboThomas June 4, 2019

Melled

when you fucked up your family/fucking up your family/ a person that fucks up the family

Ive only gone and melled my family man, Im right melling my family, You can call me mel.

by ksjhhnjhduigfjijgrg August 31, 2023

Melle

Best there is. Will steal your girl and will be a billionaire. He is always a step ahead of everyone

“Melle is the best”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Melle

He is average height and has the biggest Dick in the hole world. He is a hot and Nice person and of you see him you cant look away. He is a honest and modest.

Girl: wow Melle you have a big Dick
Melle: uh thanks i guess

by Jayjayjdjdhrjxkd November 22, 2021

mells

a cute and short way of saying marshmallows

let’s cook the mells on the campfire

by mightywil April 17, 2021