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Melissa

Fierce, feminine and fearless. Melissa is the definition of empowerment. Can destroy you with advanced linguistic skill. She walks tall and takes no prisoners.
Melissa is an empire building goddess.
by Mistress Drucilla December 18, 2016
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Melissa

Magnificent girl! She's beautiful in every way inside and out. Though she may have her flaws, her good side always shows. A Melissa is calm, very nice, funny, and an overall great friend. She will feel lucky to know you but you will be the lucky one.
1: Hey Abi, do you know Melissa?
2: Are you kidding me?! She's my BFF!
1: haha she's lucky to have you as a friend
2: no I'm lucky that I have her!
by WalrusRunner January 22, 2014
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Message anxiety

Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.
Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.

Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.
by Squigman Fraud March 21, 2009
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Merissuality

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)
by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021
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Rare Mess

Russel: Hey you heard that new tune by Rare Mess?

Shane: That sounds like something I don't want to listen to, thanks though...
by Adrian Jacobs October 25, 2010
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Hate-meister

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.
guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister
by funky moose January 31, 2012
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Wiggy Mess

On a weird one, a Wiggy Mess will both behave suspicious and incoherently.
e.g.

Sean Did you see Alex the other night?!
James Yeh I saw the Wiggy Mess!
by Mc Sniper October 13, 2013
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