Faith Melton

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is constantly smiling, and being around her will always make you feel great. If you ever need to feel better go see her and you will.

person 1: Have you met Faith Melton?
person 2: Yeah, she is always smiling and makes everybody happy!

by fr0gp3rson February 19, 2015

mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular

Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting

by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.

Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit

by mertonfan December 30, 2010

Meeting up for kisses

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.

It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."

by mynameisnotgrenda January 21, 2015

knife in the middle of the back meeting

A meeting that takes place between co workers in order to fuck over another co worker. Can also be a meeting between so called friends in order to fuck over one of their buddies.

Hey man we need to see you tonight after work. We are having a knife in the middle of the back meeting. Yeah I know we have to hang Tom out to dry for that bullshit he pulled last week. He thinks he fucked us over but we are going to get him in the end.

by pantyteamaster July 28, 2010

safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

PTA meeting

PTA stands for Parent teachers association Meeting

its the worst day because u get fu**ed up and punished

i envy him because his parent have never been to a PTA meeting

by mustafasowan January 9, 2008