Melker

a huge throbbing horse cock.

Guy 1: Hey what is ur name?
Guy 2: Melker.
Guy 1: owo daddy please do the sex on me with ur 20 centimeter defeater!

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

Melker

Super kind and cool
He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He's sweet and caring but very shy and he'll will only say things when he truly means them.
A real meme expert who'll always make you laugh your ass off.
Consider yourself lucky of you have a Melker in your life since they're very rare.

Damn that guy seems really shy, who is he anyways?

Oh that's melker, he's the sweetest

Oh right it's him, he's such a helpful hand

by Farbror lucas June 29, 2018

meeperz

Multiple ways to use the word "meeperz"

1.It can be used as a greeting. I prefer it to you average hello.

A random expression of happiness used to fill gaps in conversation.

1. "Meeperz! How has your day been?"
2. "....meeperz...."

by Mrrazzle May 19, 2008

Melker

Melker is a very cool Guy. Hes realy Nice and a midget. Ofen called à legend.

Melker My man. Melker My broder. Melker is a real legend

by Melker the legend December 11, 2016

meekrat

a person, or thing, that has a slight "twitch", and constantly mummbles meheew

slang for someone being "slow"....in this case youd call them a meekrat

by Reed Cochran-Bray December 28, 2008

meekered

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect

Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!

by The Mann June 24, 2006

Meemer

To weasel out of doing something.

"Don't try to meemer your way out of this!"

by Billytommy February 22, 2010