Pedophile

A person who wants to bang kids

You are a pedophile

by dick the big dicked duck February 12, 2013

macophile

Someone who is excessively interested in, and in many cases obsessed with the Mac platform and/or the apple hardware it is often connected with.

"Have you seen Shannon lately?"
"Yeah, he has become a real Macophile"

by system_glitch September 13, 2008

zedophile

A person who enjoys being in a fur suit

You see that guy Zach over there, he is such a zedophile

by AngryBirdFan January 25, 2023

Mexophilia

Unhealthy love of the Mexican race, so much so that your actual physical health is harmed.

David: "I have noticed that my Mexophilia has gotten worse, when Jose, Juan, Jesus, Roberto, Luis, and Julio weren't enough to fulfill my urge at the same time."
Gabe: "Gee David, sounds like a real problem."

by Great_Nutz April 30, 2015

Legal Pedophile

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.

- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Reverse Pedophile

A minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. There is no limit to how much older that person might be. It can be a 15 year old diggin' on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.

That 14 year old was such a Reverse Pedophile. I just turned 18, I can't be messing around with that.

by planonpuke March 8, 2011

myophile

A body dysmorphic disorder in where the person (usually a man)) believes that there is no such thing as too much muscle usually utilizing steroids to achieve a larger than humanly possible muscle size.

The myophiles are meeting down at the beach for a pose off.

by Bonnie Brown October 24, 2007