Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011

Meatballing

The act of dipping one's testicles into a pot of piping hot marinara sauce.

The cook was fired from his job after a bus boy caught him meatballing again.

by Hugh Jasphart February 14, 2022

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Swedish meatballs

perfection

I love me some Swedish meatballs

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 20, 2019

Shootin Some Meatballs

The 90s phrase for playing basketball (that I totally did not mishear).

Will Smith: And all shootin some meatballs outside of the school
Douche: He said, "b-ball", not meatballs...
Me, an intellectual: Tsk... How does it feel to ride the short bus?

by Lightskin Dreads April 23, 2019

meatballs

meatballs are people that like to drink, like to have fun , have free spirits and they have no rules and regulations. Made popular by snooki and deena.

“ You see those two girls over there drunk dancing on tables, yeah they’re meatballs.”

by strangeweirdo February 27, 2020

The Fat Meatball

The Fat Meatball is a nickname given to a fat, Italian kid named Michael Scotto who lives somewhere in Marlton, New Jeresy. The name "The Fat Meatball" comes from his round appearance and his Italian heritage. He constantly boasts about how great he is at sports, while he himself isn't really that great at sports at all. He sometimes wears a New York Knicks basketball jeresy, apparently basketball is the most popular sport at his school so he wears it in an attempt to look cool. His cocky attitude toward his popularity and his amazing ability to play sports often results in many jokes being made about him. He also has the nickname "Chicken Nugget" because sources say his mother makes him chicken almost everyday for him for dinner.

Matt: The Fat Meatball was telling me how he would cross me up in basketball. So I dunked on him and he left crying.
Hunter: Ha ha. He thinks hes so good at everything he does. Today we played hockey in gym, and he yelled at the goalie because he let a couple shots in. So The Fat Meatball took kis place as goalie. He let in around 12 or so shots. By the way, does he even know what 'crossing up' is?
Matt: Nope.
Hunter: -lol-

by loldeadbabiesftw April 17, 2014