McDonald’s 

A fast food restaurant people go for a bunch of Mcshit

Me:hey can I get two sausage McMuffins and a McFlurry (at McDonald’s)
Them: ohhhhhh sorrryyyy our ice cream machine is broken

McDonald’s by Yepthatswhatisaid March 20, 2019

Graduated from McDonald’s 

You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.

- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university

Graduated from McDonald’s by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023

mcdonald's commercial 

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).

I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.

mcdonald's commercial by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007

McDonald's 

a festering hell pit, they charge too much for the swill they serve you and they make you fat too! yippeee!!!

I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...

*****SPOOooorrch******
well THAT"S going to leave a mark

McDonald's by soothsayer May 17, 2004

The McDonald's 

When you buy the cheapest prostitute available and end up with gonorrhoea and regret

The morning after Luke Smith did The McDonald's,
Luke Smith: "Fuck"

The McDonald's by Shcok_Wrie0020 January 19, 2017

Mcdonald's 

The ultimate heart stopper.

Sandra and her family ate McDonald's everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner for a year. They all now have diabetes!

Mcdonald's by JewishDolphin January 3, 2008

McDonald's 

Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.

McDonald's: Satan's favourite dish.

McDonald's by Andrew B June 11, 2006