Joe Mazzello

a god

joe mazzello is fine af

by Darlinkdied October 6, 2021

Joseph Francis Mazzello III

Joseph Francis Mazzello III is a talented and amazing actor best known for his roles as John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody and Tim Murphy in Jurassic Park. He may or may not be in an on again off again relationship with Cardboard Ben Hardy. Joseph is amazing to his fans he takes time out of his day to respond to dms he also likes and comments on posts (the world seriously doesn’t deserve him ☕️). Some fun facts: He’s a huge fan of afternoon tea, he didn’t know perm stood for permanent, His favorite Queen song is somebody to love. (Also if you don’t stan him I will sue)

Joseph Francis Mazzello III owns my heart

by John Deacon Stan January 23, 2019

Mazzers

Another way of saying ‘Madness‘
(Last Z is pronounced like an ‘S’)
Mah-zz-ers

Fucken hell, it’s a mazzers that.

by Unknown_AA October 23, 2020

mazed

cummed, orgamised

Grum mazed on me and the bed sheets

by skaterj666 October 5, 2010

mazzer wazzer hob

a person who gets up in the evry tuesday morning to get a nose job!

my freind abbie <=witch nose c= darn big nose @= abbies nose L= long posh nose all of these are mazzer wazzer hob noses.

by wild-child-lily May 17, 2010

Maszed

The art of being royally fucked over; especially when involving bringing dinner to hungry Soldiers; usually accompanied by the phrase "Fuck, I forgot" or just the "silent" treatment b/c they know they fucked up.

"Hey sir, did you bring me my food?"
"ummm....Fuck, I forgot"
"Damn sir, you maszed me again:

by thediggler September 15, 2006

Mazeed

Mazeed is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Mazeed you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Mazeed can make any sadness float away in seconds

Mazeed is such a nice friend to have

by Ttvbtw still November 27, 2018