mallorysrangerover

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇

“did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? 🤔”

by WHAT 😡 March 11, 2021

mayloni

Mayloni is joy, beauty like a booming flower. She is sweet, sensitive, and polite. Mayloni feels others pain, and would cry to see anyone hurt.
To have a friend like Mayloni is a great gift.

I met Mayloni for the first time today, it was an amazing experience to be with someone with a great and true heart.

by Ms.Laxey February 2, 2017

Malloween

marshmallows that are orange and black flavored. Tell montenegro that theyre stackable, they'll scare your dad, and the punks next door won't know what hit them when you give them a satchel-full of marshmallows. Homestar got a weird eyeball that makes an eyeball sound for doing the commercial.

sorry... must have got a toenail caught in my throat!

by homsar October 29, 2003

Macloser

A person who foolishly spends excessive money on technology hoping to somehow become superior or cool because of said purchase even though superior lower cost technology exists.

James spent so much money on his iphone and Mac he had to live with his parents, what a MacLoser!

MacLoser; I got a new car today, I'll be over to pick you up as soon as I get it back from my Machanic, get some Macgas, and find an approved Macroad to your house. But don't worry, after 30 years and 10% market share soon everyone will be driving a Maccar... ihope

by Nomac March 20, 2009

mallowsexual

Someone or something that is sexually attracted to marshmallows

"hey that guy's sexxing a marshmallow, he must be mallowsexual"

by yourmotherfromwigan June 2, 2008

Mallory

Mallory is the name of an amazing gem that most males wish they could find
She's
Beautiful
Kind
Funny
Talented
Smart
And has the best personality ever

If you have a Mallory you should treat her like the treasure she is

Friend: Do you and that Mallory have a thing going on?
Guy: Well of course we do. Who wouldn't want someone as amazing as her? She's a gem

by MenoliStop December 15, 2016

malocchio

Italian slang for 'the evil eye.' Basically it has similar meaning to the stink eye, but is scarier because it is given by evil little Italian women who then damn you for eternity for doing them harm, doing their family harm, or going against their will.

"Yeah, but you can't say that to Nonna, or she'll put the malocchio on you."

by oboemastah August 6, 2008