John Mayer

The epitome of a dickless faggot.

Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.

by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009

John Mayer

Another term for jackass or dipshit

John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.

by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

John Mayer

John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.

Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..

by Lollerskater69 September 24, 2005

John Mayer

To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over

Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.

by LaBeaner April 8, 2010

Metro Goldwyn Mayer

The company that has the lion roaring in the beginning of a movie. You know a movie will be good if you see a lion roaring in the beginning.

Metro Goldwyn Mayer is a lion that roars in the beginning of a movie

by Alien Weed April 28, 2019

John Mayer

Dumb Cracker Cunt

My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow

by Austin BJ August 3, 2010