John Mayer

To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over

Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.

by LaBeaner April 08, 2010

Joanna

To “Joanna” something (verb): to make it a fucking success on your terms.

Example: I Joanna’d the shit out of that presentation!

by LaBeaner May 27, 2021