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Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 22, 2006
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MaryAnne

MaryAnne is a shy girl at first but when u get to know her better u will learn that she is very nice and lovable she does not judge ppl and bottles up her emotions so that way it is easier to help her others during the day and at night she basically drowns herself in her own tears until she can dream herself into a far off land where she feels special. U can always count on her to help u and make u feel wanted loved by all but misunderstood by all. Even tho she looks weak and not like much she actually is pretty strong so never under estimate her. She is called pretty by a lot of ppl yet feels more beautiful on the inside. Her eyes will hypnotize u and she most likey will have bluish green eyes with blond hair she is unique and crazy loves animals and would ride horses all day if she had the chance to. The word hope keeps her going thru life no matter how hard her life gets she has a checkered past and there r not enough words in the world to describe this outstanding girl.
A: Where is MaryAnne?
B: Racing her horse thru the field.
A: Of course!!!
by OUAT July 18, 2017
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Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.
Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011
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Mayonnaise Maggot

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."
by IBTAL May 8, 2020
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mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.
Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.
by Tacocatss June 14, 2015
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Maryanna

/Mayreana/

Noun

1. An incredibly rare breed of woman, the most precious creature to walk this earth. She is pure, thoughtful, clever, and appropriately reserved, yet outgoing and beautiful beyond imagination. Her selfless modesty causes her to deny all compliments that are directed towards her, as she doesn't think shes anything special, but in reality, there is no woman as extraordinary as her.
Do not make Maryanna upset, or you will become her next moving target
by Owen Shaver February 3, 2019
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mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.
Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!
by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017
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