Matt Excelz

Matt Excelz professional Halo player known for all his live stream & youtube antics with his trash talk grounding majority of his followers to most Matt Excelz is now a household name to his fans known as the "Harry Potter Gang " or HPGoD.

You're mad as hell you aren't Matt Excelz because he had sexual relations with your mother.

by The Jersey Journal. January 23, 2013

He Matt

A guy who says he doesn’t pull, but pulls more bitches than anyone you know

“Who is that guy how is he getting so many females?”
“I don’t know man he’s a total He Matt”

by Josa$$ February 15, 2023

Hatta Matta Moochie

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.

"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.

by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

The Mattachini

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened

Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea

by PHS2014 September 10, 2011

Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.

Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.

by matt311311 May 6, 2009

matt nicholls

Matt Nicholls- Drummer of metal core band Bring Me the Horizon, lives in Sheffield. Great at drumming,incredibly attractive. Best friends with all his mates. He is a really fun person to be around from what it seems like in pictures. He's my second favorite.

Girl: Oh my god, who's that?
Me: Thats Matt Nicholls, the drummer of bring me the horizon.
Girl: Hes so hot and great at drumming.

Me: I know.

by thebandwhore November 6, 2013