matt

The best dude ever, literally. Matts make amazing bum chums, and are usually complete sweethearts. They're perfect and adorable, good looking and kind, funny and caring..everything you could ever want, really.

Person 1;'That guys so amazing..'
Person 2;'Must be a Matt!'

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy July 14, 2014

matt

reidiculousy needy,annoying,ugly,possibly stinky. Just all around not the kind of guy you would wanna be with.

oh my god this is the fifth time he called me in 20 minutes. hes such a matt

by ugh come on May 07, 2009

matt

1.erect,blood filled penis

I have a matt whenever I see that really hot chick.

by iruleusuckcock111 May 03, 2008

matt

Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.

Matthew Watkinson.

by matthew watkinson May 08, 2010

matt

Matt is the name of people who like to sucks, especially on the weekends

Man, John said Matt sucked so good last night. So did Sara agreed, as she was suckled too

by UrbanDictionary .com June 12, 2005

matt

The best tik toker. Can hit the woah like a god

That matt kid is such a god at tik tok.

by ppslayer July 18, 2019

matt

someone who has red hair and roots a rat for pleasure. he also has ginger pubes to top it up as well.

dude, get away from matt he will think were rats RUN!!!!

by Lube June 12, 2005