Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

MeatLocker

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex

Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker

by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

Meatlocks

Meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out Lou Ferrigno.

Greg: Go ask that chick to dance.
Me: Which one?
Greg: The one with the meatlocks.
Me: No thanks, faggot
Greg: Hahaha!

I tried to go all "Over the Top" on that bitch but her meatlocks put me out of business. She was one tough customer.

by colbra June 30, 2011

matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Matlocked

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlocked

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent

Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son

by NotKyle6969 March 11, 2021

Matlocked

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.

You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…

by Zach Morris Hater July 2, 2021