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Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.
Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.
by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011
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Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.
"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"
by TheGoon September 18, 2012
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gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
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Gay Mating Call

A popular song that has the ability to fill an empty dance floor full of gay men within 45 seconds.
There wasn't one queen on that dance floor until "Hung Up" by Madonna came on. After she said "Time goes by..." there were boys as far as the eye could see. That song has attracted every guy onto the dance floor and is clearly tonight's gay mating call.
by DTSK January 12, 2007
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Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
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Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
by kyle cota June 28, 2006
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Ambiguous Mating

derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.
Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"
by Brendas gotababy April 18, 2007
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