Mateo

A man that loves to be loved, a true nigga till the day you die and loves you like a brother has many secrets and has a girlfriend that he would love till the day he dies and also will always have your back.

Haste a big cock

Damm look at my boy Mateo and his girl she probably loves Mateo’s dick cause it’s so huge.

He probably works out his peen

by Nottus12 October 4, 2019

Mateo

A sexy beast that gets all the mexican bitches

Who is that hunk?
Thats just mateo

by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Mateo

A nice and creative guy. He can be very stubborn and self centered a lot of the time but he’s still a amazing guy to hang around .

Mateo is a very nice guy and I wish I was his friend

by Boxes are for foxes February 26, 2018

Mateo

Mateo is a good and nice friend.he tends to be annoying but is hilarious 🤣.he is caring and diligent.he is intelligent as much as he is stupid.He is bold and daring,and up for any challenge.He has the most amazing experiences with his friends.

Mateo is the life of the party.

by OoOoOoOFfF 😂😂😂 November 12, 2019

san mateo

the best place in the bayy.california 650, includes coyote point which has the best sunsets and beaches.home to the borel bobcats and the aragon dons.has too many ghetto people but is a great place to live.nicknamed madeo.

we helluhsickk people live in san mateo!

by borelmiddleskewl December 15, 2007

Mateo

Asian girls bother him a lot

Hi Mateo

by Pokémon boi October 27, 2019