A girl who kills it on the playing field and the slayyyyyying field. She's super athletic. She is a straight ass SAVAGE and will always make you laugh. She is gorgeous and loves to play some pranks. She is a little bit scandalous at times and her outfits can end up showing a little bit of skin which makes all the guys come to the yard. She also has a really artsy side.
by 4rtnitebaeeee May 15, 2018
Get the matéa mug.Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**
French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win
Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**
French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win
Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008
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by Wilma Abraham January 7, 2012
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by Nick Gawin S.B October 6, 2010
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Usually has perfectly developed abdominal muscles
Usually has perfectly developed abdominal muscles
by SpicyHotMeatball December 29, 2018
Get the Matjaz mug.One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.
Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”
by Musical_box October 7, 2006
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