Masturnating

To gain sexual self satisfaction through the constant correction of others.

Also known as nating.

Person A: It's raining cats and dogs.
Person B: No it's not, it's raining water.
Person A: Dude stop masturnating.

by necrotic panda October 4, 2010

Masturbinging

Dedicating a whole day and or weekend to the act of masturbating.

George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."

by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010

MasturMinaj

To masturbate furiously over Nicki Minaj's bulbous, curvy frame.

"Can you come out this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm doing some MasturMinaj!"
"I'll get in on that!"

by Boombitchboom May 14, 2013

stealth measuring

exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely

We said no stealth measuring! If you want to measure before every action go play 10th Edition!

by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

mastering

The polite way to refer to rubbing one out.

I walked in and Ryan was mastering on the couch.

by hamwallet4lyfe January 23, 2009

Masturage

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.

Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.

by Tommykazi September 14, 2010