furious masturbation 

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating

In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

furious masturbation by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Masturbation 

When a man or woman touches themselves on their fun parts to create an amazing sensation similar to sex.

If masturbation were in the olympics, I'd win the gold medal.

Masturbation by A girl who masturbates March 29, 2010

political masturbation 

1. slang. Term used to describe any political process that serves only as a distraction from more important matters.

The Senate's ongoing debate over the Flag Burning Amendment is a great example of political masturbation.

political masturbation by Rich C 123 July 8, 2006

Off the grid masturbation 

Solo masturbation that occurs without use of the internet, computers/devices, or television. Such as with magazines, imagination, memories, paper photos etc.

I engaged in some off the grid masturbation when the power went out.

Off the grid masturbation by IW64 April 18, 2019

object-oriented masturbation 

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

object-oriented masturbation by a304681 March 7, 2010

masturbation probation 

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

masturbation probation by Gayaka June 20, 2009

Masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)

I’m still masturbating bitchez

Masturbating by It’s true bitches October 28, 2018