mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

Masturbarathon

1. One of those days where you have nothing to do so you spank the monkey many/flick the bean many times!

2. When you try and see how many times you can bash the bishop/tickle the clam before it gets sore.

3. An extra long wank

"Hey, dude. What are you doing today"
"I'm having a masturbarathon, mate!"

by lewis_luther April 7, 2012

masturbanger

masturbanger: n. a strong emotion coupled by vigorous self gratification aroused by a real or supposed wrong.

His girlfriend's betrayal led him into a cycle of depression and uncontrollable masturbanger.

by Twan Intarathuch January 18, 2004

Masturbaids

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

by C. Albano December 9, 2008

masturbaction

describing an act intended to make a statement, usually political, that serves only to inflate the ego of the participant(s), often ultimately detracting from the intended cause by associating a legitimate problem with half-baked, half-hearted, and half-witted grabs for self-fulfillment.

any and all human peace signs are masturbaction.

by APN November 7, 2008

Masturbarea

(noun)- The area in which one masturbates.

Plural: Masturberea

"Hey, sorry about your magazine. It was in my masturbarea."

by Jeff Harrison June 15, 2008

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008