Matriculate

To carry, esp. in football. Used most often by sports news anchors.

Watch as Dante Hall gets the punt and starts matriculating the ball down the field.

by DrAstroZoom January 9, 2004

Matriculate

v. To Matriculate

Matriculate - To age, mature, or to improve/make better.

Ex. I must matriculate this cheese, before I can get a good profit from it.

Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then I will take another look at it.

by Fub257 December 29, 2009

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

Mesticulator

Usually a pencil, #2 of course, or a pen which is found underneath the couch, chair or radiator that is used to mesticulate the carbons of a mixed drink. The mesticulation of the carbons causes fizzation.

You see Danny... The fizzation... The mesticulator... The mesticulation... The carbons.

Science

by setz'monsterflex May 5, 2009

Mastulate

1) The act chopping wood in Minecraft.

2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.

3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.

4) The act of getting cum everywhere.

(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."

(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."

(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."

(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"

by Da Dude in that corner behindu May 17, 2014

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019