masterdating

When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long

Hey did you hear John is dating?
No
He's been masterdating his facebook page for six months now

by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011

Master Debating

Master debating is an activity that young college students can engage in; notable examples include Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro.

It usually involves a person sitting near a university, and offering people the chance to debate with them over social issues such as gun laws, abortion rights, and political opinions

Becoming a master debater requires that you publish some of the footage online.

Eric Cartman: “These college girls are totally unprepared, so I can just destroy them and also edit out all the ones who argue back well.”

Liane Cartman: "Eric, are you alright in there?"

Eric Cartman: "Yeah, I'm fine, Mom, I'm just master debating."

Liane Cartman: "Look, Eric, that's enough. Let's get out of the bathroom."

Eric Cartman: "I can't, Mom, I'm master debating to these young girls"

Liane Cartman: "That's very naughty, Eric. Stop it"

Eric Cartman: "Mom, I finally got sponsored by a protein powder, so I got to master debate

by Lixtheproot September 22, 2025

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022