Makella

GAY ASS BITCH SLAY QUEEN

MAKELLA SAYS FUCK YOU

by asdtyukl; March 6, 2022

matella

Matella is a bitch. Usually the bad kind. She probably looked her name up in the dicktionary hoping to find love and support. But then realized it’s a fucking dicktionary. Dumb bitch.

Have you seen Matella?

She’s fucking alejandro in the bathroom. (this conversation never existed because no one called for matella)

by matella. April 1, 2022

Mosella

Mosella is a kick-ass, awesome human being who is awesome and gets all the bitches. Mosella can say one word and people will die because she’s so awesome. Mosella wields the power of countless universes and can snuff out life with the click of a finger. Mosella is god. Mosella is Santa Claus. Mosella is the Tooth Fairy. Mosella is Ryan Reynolds. Mosella is everything holy in this world. Mosella definitely does not have a gambling addiction.

“Did you hear about Mosella?”
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*

by idonthaveagamblingaddiction November 10, 2022

Mosella

Mosella is a short person who is not only super intelligent but also incredibly beautiful. In Greek Mythology Medusa would turn people to stone. Mosella had a similar effect, whoever bears witness to her extraordinary face will instantly explode from beauty overload. Mosella is also a godly being and is know and feard for being the slayer of Jesus. If Mosella doesn't like you then you'd better find a way to get on her good side fast because if you don't there is nowhere to hide she will find you and she will kill you with her cosmic powers.

Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.

Mosella will smite you!

Guy 1: Hey look isn't that... Oh my god its Mosella.

Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.

(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)

Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.

by Shorter than you April 28, 2023

The Magellan

When you avoid an event on purpose.

I didnt learn for my test tommorow, i think i will do the Magellan

by Grandeplenky April 5, 2022

Magellan's route

to have sex aka to go all the way as in around the world

i just took magellan's route with that girl

by A-QUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 29, 2010

macella

People who have the name macella are extremely sexy. They usually wear saucy clothing and are very seductive. If you have a macella in your life, get close to her.

Bro 1 : dude who's that
Bro 2 : bro that's macella
Bro 3: man I need to hop down to target and get myself one of those baby
Bro 1: dude why u gotta make it weird.

by patriciaisyournan.teaspilled April 27, 2019