Mombie

a person who is or appears lifeless, apathetic, or completely unresponsive to their surroundings for the insataible lust for money

Materialistic society full of mombies turns into hell for masses

by Ibaliterati November 24, 2019

Mombie

Mom + Zombie. She is a super Mom who also happens to be a zombie. Due to a busy schedule she showers on a weekly basis and gets smelly. She can sometimes spend half the day blushing. She can sometimes be a Yuxin, though she gets mad if you call her that. Appearence wise she is very pretty, though she can look a little like corn. But most importantly she is a lovely mother who always looks after her baby.

She takes such good care of her dressing baby, and yet she is a bit smelly. She must be a Mombie.

by Smellybaby September 7, 2018

mbombi

it is a slang word for alcohol

These gents has mbombi last night

by supreed hond May 8, 2018

Mombie

A woman who's whole life revolves around her "precious kids". (Said kids usually act like demons from hell). She usually smells like she hasn't showered in 2 weeks and looks like she hasn't slept in days. Her conversations revolve around the hellspawn she calls her kids, her baby-daddy hasn't touched her since she conceived her last child,and she gets VERY pissed off when you say you're never going to have kids, calling you "selfish" and "lazy". Clearly ignoring that you are already struggling to get by because you work a minimum wage job and don't have a romantic partner or roommate to help with your cost of living.

Ugh, Karen is such a mombie. Her kids are literal demons, she got pissed off because I said I want a hysterectomy, and I'm pretty sure I saw her husband going into a hotel room with a prostitute and A LOT of cocaine.

by Failurebitch July 14, 2025

Cardinal Maobius

Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.

Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!

by doctor gringo December 25, 2021