manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling December 28, 2005

Manpon

for one to apply gauze pad or a female's tampon into one's asshole to stop the bleeding from a rough rump hump.

after the raping ewolf gave to cakes,nos,fox,and deek they all bought a box of manpons to stop the bleeding.

by [e]SniperWolf June 11, 2003

Manpinder

Manpinder's are the type of men that wait to get married because they wish to find the right person. They also wait to work on their career. Often times they may not have a relationship in High School because they have to work on more important things. Manpinder's are hard-working, good-looking, and talents people. While they will only have a few areas that they are skilled in, those are will be what they pursue a career in. Manpinder's will have around 5-10 close friends. Manpinder's are always looking to make a difference in the world and often pursue jobs in the government, Medical field, or law. Manpinder's are very talented and look to make a difference in the world

Wow, that Manpinder is talented.

by Cali2378 May 31, 2018

man pond

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

by bearface July 22, 2004

manpon

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.

dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.

Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.

by angrydw4rf February 24, 2009

Manpons

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011