mexipause

a condition that occurs when a middle-aged women goes through "the change", and her form of acting out is by hooking up with an illegal immigrent
(usually speaks no/very little english)and begins taking on all stereo typical mexican traits.

what happened to mom? Whats with her lowriding the station wagon, and the circus music dear god my ears are starting to bleed. i think she is exsperiancing mexipause. On the up side Alejandro is a great illicit drug connect, and he is full of passion. aye papi!!

by sharpie face January 24, 2007

Menopause Dramas

A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.

Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.

by Chepsi December 2, 2009

menupause

A frustrating psychological condition, most often observed when ordering at fast food restaurants. The disorder manifests with many symptoms, the severity of which appear directly related to the number of people standing in line behind the afflicted. Common issues include spatial disorientation, with the afflicted staring blankly at the menu overhead, as if seeing it for the first time. Other symptoms include inability to decide from a small list of choices, semi-coherent mumbling to no one in particular, frustration at unavailable items, unreasonable substitution or modification requests, and paying for food ordered with large quantities of loose change.

"God, that lady talking to herself in front of us is taking forever to order- I hope she's not going through menupause, or we're going to be here all afternoon."

by ohnomrbill October 1, 2009

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007

Manopause

The exact moment in time when old men have to start taking erection pills for the penis to work.

He just passed manopause, you 're going to have to stop by the pharmacy.

by monkeyspice January 30, 2017

menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.

Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.

by Fearnoid April 20, 2016

ManipuShame

ManipuShame or ManipuShamed, is the state of being shamed back into old habits, after previously being told that very same habit was uncool. ManipuShamed is when a market is so oversaturated, that companies have to shame consumers in the other direction to buy an old trend. It is the art of shaming and manipulating someone at the same time, especially a consumer. It is specifically done to change buyer behavior or spending habits.

High-waisted jeans are back, because we are being ManipuShamed into the mom jeans we rejected for skinny jeans. A good pair of skinny jeans can last for decades. So, companies have to manipuShame us into buying something else, like an old trend, ie. high-waisted mom jeans. High waisted jeans are not new at all. Companies manipulated us to stop buying high-wasited jeans, by calling them "mom jeans". We stopped buying mom jeans 10 years ago, in favor of skinny jeans. Companies can't sell more skinny jeans, because everyone now has a pair. So companies have to manipuShame us back into buying loose-fitting, high-waisted jeans, ie. mom jeans. How else will companies make money?

by Bran Stark May 1, 2019