Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

moanogamous

A relationship with one person (same sex or opposite) where that person so physically fulfills you that you can't imagine yourself wanting anyone else.

Dick: So how are things going between you and Phill?
Pat: He really rocks my world. Every night I can't wait to feel his touch.
Dick: So no more Chris on the side? You're Dedickating your self to Phill and a life of moangamy?
Pat: Absolutely! Phill is the ONLY one for me. I hope he's just as comemitted to being moanogamous as I am!

by Missther Moanher January 13, 2012

Monagamous

A relationship of one person exclusively nagging one other.

Liv is in a Monagamous relationship with Ash.

by Hugo W August 26, 2016

monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".

Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.

by Zentastic January 26, 2018

Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.

M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."

by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021

Monogamous

The Opposite of Polyamory.
The state where 2 people exclusively date each other, and is usually the default assumption when entering a relationship.

L: Hey, I love you.
J: I can't, enter a relationship with you, I am in a Monogamous Relationship with K

by That One Tae Girl May 8, 2022

Monogamous

Extreme embarrassment from wearing those pants with the lines over the knees.

Finn is monogamous

by Panzzy8pie August 16, 2022