Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

totes mangoes

Totes mangoes;

A bag to carry your mangoes.

Or you try to look up totes ma goats and your auto correct says totes mangoes and you end up here. Word.

"Woah your mangoes look great in your totes! "

Friend: "totes mangoes"

by DefinitionWizard May 18, 2014

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Mangold

Also known as bean, butters, even butter bean. A Mangold is fat piece of shit that does nothing but watch tv and smoke the mary jane. He can be spotted sitting in his room playin n64 and possibly pleasuring himself to gay porn. May or may not have striped tattos along his midsection commonly known as stretch marks cause by rapid accumulation of fat over a short period of time.

"Its smells like fat sweat in here"... "Yea that would be the mangold."

by Firtel March 29, 2009

Mangled

The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output

Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'

by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018

Mangled

When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west

Oi last night I was mangled off that MD

by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018

Mangoes

Another way of saying, “Boobs” or “Tit’s”
Usually used when trying to disguise your conversation about boobs and don’t want others to find out.

“How big are your mangoes”
“What kind of mangoes do you have?”

by Teryisspam January 19, 2019