ManDate

Two men on a nice date

“Mandate, always think of two men on a date”

-Darryl Philbin 2013

by Bobby Bukes73 March 12, 2020

mandate

Brunch with an oligarch, where the working class people pick up the tab.

Don: I dunno, sir... If I do this, I could end up in serious trouble. This is definitely illegal. People are already talking.

Vlad: Relax, Don. Just call it a "mandate". It implies you have no power. Which is true, because you belong to me.

by commonsensical March 19, 2025

ManDate of haven

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A ManDate of haven appeared downtown lets go watch!

by Norman Zhen the great :) November 5, 2021

Mandate

The act of anyone going on a date with a man.

I was so bored one night that I asked the first guy I saw at a bar to go on a mandate even though we were the same sex.

by Frank Palace July 13, 2021

Mandate

When the government requires you to do something against your will through a court order but secretly two men from the government are going to dinner together

Peter: Hey man you know the government have mandated that?

Moses: Mandated what?

Peter: You know the thing.

Moses: Two government men are dating each other?

Peter: Yes.

by Yoshimitsu 369 December 1, 2021

Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state

I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates

by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023

Mandate

Some bullshit the government tries to tell you to do that’s not a law.

Did you guys hear about the new Covid vaccine mandate?

by GHANDI😳😳 September 3, 2023