Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015

Chaotic Machete

When the male penis becomes uncontrollably erect after the feeling of victory or pride, primarily because a video game.

The gamer got a chaotic machete after he got a victory royale on Fortnite with his duo partner.

by Skinny McDougal January 27, 2020

manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.

"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.

by 98taa98 March 9, 2017

Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

by the f.a September 23, 2019

Manchester NH

A "city" in New Hampshire thats really just a large town in comparison. The Queen city, with a lot of gangsta wannabe's college kids and a pretty good bar scene. Manchvegas to some. Mostly french canadian ancestry, and lots of catholics.

I went to central high, Hesser college and now i like to go to the Black Brimmer and Strange Brew. I grew up in Manchester NH

by BeanerTINI April 8, 2009

manchester city fans

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by UnitedMarko June 5, 2020

mexican machete

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

by ElyseJade June 1, 2005