Manbear pig is a terrible beast that Al gore warned us all about but we wouldn't take him "serial". He tried to attack tourists in Colorado Spring's Cave of the Winds but Al Gore vanquished him. He is planning on making a movie about him and MBP so people will take him "super serial"
by Chodey McChode April 28, 2006
A demon who is half man, half bear and half pig. It negotiates with gullible generations, giving them their deepest desires but then comes back to terrorize their land years later.
As predicted by Al Gore, who warned us about it but nobody paid attention to him.
Also a running gag in the famous adult cartoon, South Park.
As predicted by Al Gore, who warned us about it but nobody paid attention to him.
Also a running gag in the famous adult cartoon, South Park.
by kettumc January 26, 2020
1/2 Man 1/2 Bear 1/2 Pig....Any girl that you get with when your drunk that is below your friends standards is a MBP (ManBearPig AKA ManBear)
See manbearpig hunter(Drew,Nessler,Nardi) for a better definition of what happens to the MBPs
See manbearpig hunter(Drew,Nessler,Nardi) for a better definition of what happens to the MBPs
1. Nard jumped on a grenade last night...god damn was she a ManBearPig
2. I was huntin at the rugby house and fingerblasted some ManBearPig last night after the big win against East Stroudsberg(93-7)
3. Sam Rizzo only gets with ManBearPigs
2. I was huntin at the rugby house and fingerblasted some ManBearPig last night after the big win against East Stroudsberg(93-7)
3. Sam Rizzo only gets with ManBearPigs
by king of the pigs April 21, 2009
by bmarsh96 April 27, 2006
by Arun Sharma November 23, 2008
You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.
Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!
Fred: You what?
Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.
Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?
Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
Fred: You what?
Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.
Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?
Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
by Sharkbeam September 24, 2009
HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
by Ben Caruso September 27, 2007