manabitch

The act of being a pussy, having a small penis, and being an all around douchebag
Also being fat and out of shape

Stop being such a manabitch.

by manabitch April 18, 2010

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

Pirate Macauley

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.

"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013

Management by Spreadsheet

An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.

The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.

The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.

Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.

by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009

Carlson School of Management

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\

1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.

by lLamaD February 18, 2005

secret of mana

secret of mana is a squaresoft produced game, made in the 1990's. its storyline and soundtrack are rivaled only by a couple of the companies other games of the final fantasy series. it is a fantasy role playing game where you have to defeat the bad guy, save the world, so on and so forth. best super nintendo entertainment system game and quite possibly the best game ever made for any platform.

you're playing secret of mana, fucking cool beans!

by levi August 1, 2004

Manafortified

Imbued with all the good things: betrayal, self preservation, and copious amounts of anal spunk.

Donnie Trumps Big Mac was not only delicious, it was Manafortified. After his campaign manager flipped, and ratted him out, Donnie had to choke down the betrayal, disappointment and old man sperm with his two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard September 14, 2018