Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

Motorboat Malone

The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.

I just got motorboat Maloned by the milkman today. Awwww. Mazing!!!!

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021

mallone

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet.He has the greatest style of hair and also the cutest smile. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3

a mallone is my boyfriend

by the Mr perfect September 15, 2017

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

Malone

One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.

I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.

by Spy Fox February 7, 2010

pre malone

"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.

Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"

Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"

by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020

Post Malone

A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.

"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"

by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018