Malphemism

The act or an example of substituting a derogatory, offensive, or blunt term for one considered mild, indirect, or vague. Opposite of the word euphemism.

"I don't feel well. I am going to visit the rest room and poomit some brown bubbles."

"When I reached climax I ejaculated into the woman's mouth and she commented on how she enjoyed garggling my man chowder."

by dWP August 24, 2004

Malphite

A champion used by 5 year olds who can't deal with losing

Malphite player: You suck dude I totally would've won that round if I ACTUALLY tried
B:Nigga your KDA was 0/8

by big_benis_nibba July 23, 2019

Malpe

Malpe means a person who shags a lot of people also known a slag

You are such a fucking malpe

by Cheesywang69 May 24, 2020

malphabet

The alphabet, starting with “M”.

“Sir, please say the alphabet starting with M.”
“Malphabet.”

by MaybeARealWord April 5, 2021

word malpunction

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009

malpassicistic

An unhealthy obsession with all things mal
Derived from the American God Malpass, God of the awesome and of all things that are the best.

I changed my profile pic to malpass

-- you're so malpassicistic

by malpasslover1111 April 13, 2009

MalPal

The sickest fuck in the world. Also a mermaid.

Malena is such a MalPal, holy shit.

by ButtHoleLover1011 April 1, 2010