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macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.
Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....
by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow April 3, 2017
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malcom in the middle

You're here. However, you want to be here ---> malcolm in the middle.

Bye
Malcom in the Middle is how some people spell Malcolm in the middle.
by starky July 2, 2006
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Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

...

Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009
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Briganos Maccos Brattae

The Gallaic king of ancient Gallaecia in modern parts of Galicia, W. Asturias and N. Portugal.
Breoghan MacBratha is the modern Gaelic name.
The king of the Gallaeci was Briganos Maccos Brattae.
by GalaicoWarrior May 19, 2010
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The Malcom X

The act of getting a girl high, solely by shotgunning marijuana smoke into her vagina.
I got the bitch completely baked when i did the Malcom X to her.
by TheFistofDestiny December 9, 2008
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malcom x box

lets go to my house i just got the malcom x box
by halikid January 17, 2008
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capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.
"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"
by Overwatch April 20, 2005
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