Malakhi is the sweetest, smartest, fastest, strongest person you will ever meet. He is objectively the most strong will human being on the planet and will do anything for a friend. He also generally tends to like the color green. He is a big flirt, and is good at it. He’s the kinda person who would take on Thanos and Darkseid at the same time and win in order to same his girlfriend. He likes Batman. He can be a hardcore, serious guy, or funny and Immature, or he can be sentimental, heartfelt, and loving. He is intelligent, and sometimes uses big words that he has to explain to people. He is a once in a lifetime chance to get, so if you meet a Malakhi, it’s the best person you’ll meet.
I love you, Malakhi!
by Dogggz13 February 18, 2019
Get the Malakhi mug.Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.
ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
by MichaelMick June 28, 2005
Get the Malakas mug.malaka is a word we use in greece, it can be used to greet a friend or to curse at someone (translation = wanker)
by EveryDayMalakas March 31, 2022
Get the malaka mug.1.a.) The Greek word for "wanker" usually used in a friendly manner between people that are good friends (thus eliminating the possibilities of misunderstanding the meaning and/or starting a fight) or b.) for abusive purposes,aka in english: "asshole".
2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete
2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete
1.a.) Hello "malaka"! b.) Get outta here you "malaka",before i...
2. Pass the malaka,it's very tasty!
2. Pass the malaka,it's very tasty!
by Manolis December 30, 2006
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Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009
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