Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
by Farmer joe 1267 October 19, 2019
A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
Malachi is a nonce
by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022
Omg is that malachi? I want his bbc soooo bad.
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!
by Tori_wants_your_bbc April 14, 2020
Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings
by Your therapist May 17, 2023
by Reallygooddabber November 26, 2019
Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.
"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"
by Yobootyeaterguy October 4, 2019