an owner of a beautiful brain, is very lazy, will love the fuck out of you, is the perfect guy to have around, will counsel you at every opportunity thrown, can be really hot unintentionally for no reason, overall a 10/10
girl 1: i think im ready to date
girl 2: oh what do you have in mind
girl 1: im thinking of a maisum
girl 2: those are pretty scarce, you sure you wanna wait 476 light years for one??
girl 1: yeah lol
girl 2: oh what do you have in mind
girl 1: im thinking of a maisum
girl 2: those are pretty scarce, you sure you wanna wait 476 light years for one??
girl 1: yeah lol
by thotecheathoes March 11, 2021
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maksum • Maksim • maksym • Maksymilian • Makhsuma • Maksimilijan • masuma • masumi • Maasum • maksud
The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
by John Wesley February 10, 2008
Get the Mansume mug.“Maksud” is as beautiful inside as he is outside . He is very nice, caring and humble person. It is as hard for a “Maksud” to stop carying about others as it is hard for him to stop thinking about a person that he loves.
“Maksud” has been used in Ancient Greece as a word “perfect”, and today this word means “Caring” in Georgian
by Ms. Lasley Rodriquez January 21, 2018
Get the maksud mug.1) used to describe a white guy, who has an unusual attraction to asians.
2) a name of a playgirl magazine.
3) someone who resembles bill kaulitz, from tokio hotel.
2) a name of a playgirl magazine.
3) someone who resembles bill kaulitz, from tokio hotel.
1)Maksym loves asians, with sex-ceptions.
2) I'm getting a number 69 issue of Maksym, the playgirl magazine.
3) OMGOSH. that cutie looks just like a Maksym!
2) I'm getting a number 69 issue of Maksym, the playgirl magazine.
3) OMGOSH. that cutie looks just like a Maksym!
by c0okiee June 10, 2008
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Get the Maksim mug.Maksim is kind of a complicated person.Can be wholesome sometimes,caring and lovely but a little bit hard to open about his feelings and mind,and not confident always.Inside he is a pure baby that needs loads of love and loves to talk.
by chlorinesipper May 10, 2020
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